I need help removing her.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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