i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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