everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
you never un-have a 4some
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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