I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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