i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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