bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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