Someone shit on the floor
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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