I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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