He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I think my moral compass just broke
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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