just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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