I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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