At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Your cock deserves a montage
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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