would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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