Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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