maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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