85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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