You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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