I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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