i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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