Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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