HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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