College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
