sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Randomize
