She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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