if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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