Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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