Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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