so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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