Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He did a backflip because drugs
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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