All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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