grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
vagina is talking i cant
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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