ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
