i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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