Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
