i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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