We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
