Kiss
Puke
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Randomize
