I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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