i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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