I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
