if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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