We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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