Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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