maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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