I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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