Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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