i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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