Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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