"it" just moved
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Drake has all the answers
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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