I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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