is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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