turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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