did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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